Puppies Overrun Library!
In a stunning turn of events, what was intended to be a light-hearted April Fool’s Day prank has taken an unexpected twist at Grafton Public Library. What started as a whimsical celebration of all things canine has quickly devolved into a riotous romp, with puppies darting between bookshelves, chewing on furniture, and leaving a trail of destruction in their wake.
The culprit? Patrons who seem to have mistaken our library for a canine daycare center.
As chaos reigns supreme, with books flying like Frisbees and tails wagging furiously, our library staff finds themselves in the midst of a canine calamity of epic proportions.
“We thought it’d be a hoot to bring a bit of doggy delight to our patrons,” says Librarian Eda Scooper, who’s currently ducking behind the reference desk to avoid a pack of rampaging poodles. “But this… this is pure pandemonium!”
From Labradors trying to “retrieve” overdue books to Chihuahuas staging a tiny uprising in the romantasy section, it’s clear these furry pranksters have taken their roles a tad too seriously. “I’ve seen my fair share of unruly patrons in my time,” chuckles patron Jacob Barkowitz, dodging a playful nip from a mischievous terrier, “but this is a whole new breed of mischief.”
As we struggle to maintain some semblance of order amidst the madness, we’re issuing a gentle reminder to our beloved patrons: Just as we wouldn’t expect our staff to babysit unattended children, we simply cannot be held responsible for wrangling untamed pups.We’re librarians, not dog whisperers! So please, keep your furry friends in check and remember that the library is a place for books, not barking.
And please, for the love of literature, someone grab a mop…
