Swamp Creatures Invade Teen Room

Swamp Creatures Invade Teen Room

A horde of incorrigible monsters have invaded the teen space of the Grafton Public Swamp, formerly the Grafton Public Library. These ravenous creatures appear every day between the hours of 2pm-7pm, leaving behind devastation and burst eardrums in their wake.

“They travel in big groups,” said community member Ida Agitata. “They take over the entire first floor. It’s so loud, you can’t hear yourself think!”

Indeed, the guttural sounds of these swamp creatures can be quite loud to those not used to their voices.  They often jump on top of one another, wrestling to show their dominance.

What can we learn from these swamp creatures, as different as they are from the more traditional swamp inhabitant?

Researchers found a plethora of research whilst cleaning out the trash cans in the Teen Game room.

“It seems they are partial to Bubble Tea,” creature specialist Dr. Jilly Teacup noted. “They have Grubhub deliver several times each afternoon.”

The Grafton Public Swamp staff has grown fond of these majestic beasts, and love when they come to visit. They do wish they would clean up after themselves more.

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